unvaccinated child

A child who endangers the people around them. Their life span is about 10 years.
unvaccinated child: mommy I don't feel so good...

*turns to dust*

mum: damn maybe vaccines don't give kids autism
by reallysmartboy-mw February 25, 2019
mugGet the unvaccinated childmug.

child birth

when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine
its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth
by k man 007 January 30, 2009
mugGet the child birthmug.

Woman Child

Hillary Clinton is a true woman child. Always whining and blaming others for her own failures and problems.
by SUPERMANNING June 2, 2017
mugGet the Woman Childmug.

Man Child

1.) Grown man sized child.
2.) Child of the Earth, Man Child
3.) El Gigantor

4.) Dr. Shots (party animal)
5.) 20 year old pot head,
Man child response to Q: " favorite hobby?"
Man child: "flying, staying elevated, Time travel

Quotes: "I got that rello"

Always feel safe around a Man Child.
by HookedOnChronics December 12, 2010
mugGet the Man Childmug.

bastard child

Term used for video game sequels that are completely unrelated to the first one. Some infamous examples include Super Mario Bros 2, Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link, and Castlevania 2: Dracula's Curse. Games like these have different gameplay mechanics and sometimes completely different enemies and final bosses (Except for Castlevania 2 in this case).

For all 3 games mentioned, they have elements that are carried on to later games of their series.
Person A: Remember that game Super Mario Bros 2?
Person B: Yeah that game was a bastard child of the Super Mario series. Bowser wasn't even in the game.
by bobusageto October 21, 2010
mugGet the bastard childmug.

Enragement Child

A child who was overly defiant and resorts to becoming a juvenile delinquent fuckboy because he cannot bond with his stepparent whatsoever, even if they are the coolest person ever. S/he constantly blames all their misery on that parent, and is source of frustration for a marriage, often because s/he wants it to end. These children require a lot of therapy, and maybe a good ass-whooping to learn some respect.
"Dude, Josh is such an Enragement child, his stepdad is really cool and yet he just goes out of his way to avoid him.

I know right? What a fuckboy!"
by RaiRaijinn April 20, 2015
mugGet the Enragement Childmug.

G child

a badboy normally young but can be an older person. One tough mother.
I saw the G child down tha hood yesterday.
by badboy g June 12, 2004
mugGet the G childmug.

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