A furry
by TwinklyToedTyler June 14, 2023
Get the Pufferfish Caremug. Take care of your gun: What David Virgo says when someone tries to mess with him, meaning to take care of their ass (gand/gun in hindi)
When someone tried to start trouble with David, he just said, 'Take care of your gun,' meaning they better watch out and handle their own business
by Silversurfer789 January 12, 2025
Get the take care of your gunmug. The ultimate paradox wrapped in a hoodie and a messy bun. She's the epitome of 'tough chick' outside, slaying life's challenges with the grace of a ninja and the sass of a stand-up comic. But behind closed doors? Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions that would make even the most seasoned therapist raise an eyebrow.
She'll go from zero to 'hangry' in 2.5 seconds flat, with mood swings that could give a hormonal teenager a run for their money. Yet, despite her occasional bouts of irrationality, she'll make your heart swell with a love so profound it's like she's invented her own brand of emotional superglue.
Sure, she'll test your patience with her stubbornness and tease you relentlessly until you're begging for mercy. But in the end, she'll wrap you in a bear hug so tight you'll forget why you were mad in the first place. She's not just your girlfriend; she's your partner-in-crime, your emotional support hotline, and your personal comedian.
And when life gets tough, she'll be your rock, your guiding light in a sea of chaos. With her by your side, you'll feel like you can conquer the world, even if it's just conquering the pile of dishes in the sink. So buckle up, because with her, every day is a wild, hilarious, and utterly unpredictable adventure. But hey, at least you'll never have a dull moment!
She'll go from zero to 'hangry' in 2.5 seconds flat, with mood swings that could give a hormonal teenager a run for their money. Yet, despite her occasional bouts of irrationality, she'll make your heart swell with a love so profound it's like she's invented her own brand of emotional superglue.
Sure, she'll test your patience with her stubbornness and tease you relentlessly until you're begging for mercy. But in the end, she'll wrap you in a bear hug so tight you'll forget why you were mad in the first place. She's not just your girlfriend; she's your partner-in-crime, your emotional support hotline, and your personal comedian.
And when life gets tough, she'll be your rock, your guiding light in a sea of chaos. With her by your side, you'll feel like you can conquer the world, even if it's just conquering the pile of dishes in the sink. So buckle up, because with her, every day is a wild, hilarious, and utterly unpredictable adventure. But hey, at least you'll never have a dull moment!
Every guy needs a caring girlfriend to keep his life from turning into a sitcom.
Nyan always says he's the 'mastermind,' but we all know it's God, his caring girlfriend, who keeps their ship afloat
Nyan always says he's the 'mastermind,' but we all know it's God, his caring girlfriend, who keeps their ship afloat
by God_is_I May 12, 2024
Get the Caring Girlfriendmug. *Clarifying statement*
Hym "I... Don't care... I mean... You HAVE to know you're the exact same thing to me, right? I haven't lied about anything and this does nothing to solve my actual problem AND I'm not going to do that. So... Yeah, we win or we lose. We're a team now. Membership is mandatory."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2024
Get the I... Don't care...mug. Iam "I saw this TikTok video and the guy made a really good point about how care is used as a form of manipulation... I can't remember the guy's name... It's started with an 'N'... Like Nahtey... He looked Eastern Asian... Medium brown skin, straight medium-length black hair...Possibly Indian. But he said how you would be able to tell the difference between whether or not it was care or control is whether or not the only purpose the care serves is to make you more convenient for the people providing the care. And that's what my parents and the other people don't understand... It's like I'm in the desert hanging off a cliff and their solution is to piss on my face to keep me cool..."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
Get the Caremug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda Virginia Junco Are Taking Care Of Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez<.7.9.7.6>mug. Hym "But neither do THEY. They CAN'T. It isn't in them. But they will pretend until the day they die if they are not made to stop and they won't even count the bodies that pile up in their wake. Suchir Balaji. There's 1! At least! I'm the only one counting and my vision is being deliberately obstructed. Even if they DO care, NOW, it's only because they know can use caring selectively or instrumentally to drain power away from me. 'He DoEs'Nt CaRe AbOuT yOu!' Give me a break. We all know what I care about."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
Get the He DoEs'Nt CaRe AbOuT yOumug.