bad cabbage

an unspeakably gross sex act

"i heard Adam bad cabbaged his girlfriend the other night"
"ewwww!" "ugghhh!" "no way!!"

by bad cabbage wilkins May 9, 2014

Cabbage Waptain

a state of being

I'm a cabbage waptain

by Sir Wapty Cabbage November 7, 2012

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You ain't nothing, you muff-cabbage

by Irish ladies November 15, 2010

Mr Cabbage

A futile leader

-(futile: pointless or stupid)

Al Rayoon is more like Mr Cabbage these days.

by MrCabbage October 28, 2020

muff cabbage

When you are really bad at a video game

Gabe is muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and get sunburned (refer to Sun Dried Tomatoes) and the scrotum starts to peel, is known as a "Cabbage Bag"

Holy shit look at my nuts, they got so burned they turned into "Cabbage Bags".

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020

fermented cabbage

kimchi

Olga: Fermented cabbage is good for your stomach.
Yumin: And for your skin.
Olga: "FERMENTED CABBAGE DANCE "

by DOBBIEEEEE April 28, 2024