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Puta blonde

1. A “bottle blonde” — someone who dyes their hair blonde cheaply and obviously.

2. A cheap or promiscuous woman.

3. (Derogatory, especially along the U.S./Mexican border) Describing a woman as a streetwalker or prostitute who dyes her hair blonde cheaply and obviously.
¡Ay! ¡Ella es una puta blonde!

Marjorie Taylor Greene carries herself like she’s a puta blonde!
by carpbear June 19, 2024
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Dumb Blonde

A natural blonde who is not so bright. Can barely spell and doesn't even know the definition of dumb blonde
"Wow, skye is such a dumb blonde, she cant even spell blonde!"
by PinkHairedLooser May 12, 2021
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Illegally blonde

by _Legallyblonde_ July 22, 2019
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ditsy blonde

Someone who is slow or has no clue to what's going on around them!!!!
Your home girl is a ditsy blonde... she really be acting slow.
by 22deuce83 November 6, 2023
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Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023
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blond roux

Alternatively spelled "rue". A mixture of flour an clarified butter in a saucepan, this is the basis of a very simple form of gravy which would be used to make then other, more complicated sauces with, used often in French cooking, just ask Julia Child. As you continue to cook a white rue it will turn into a blond rue, and then a brown rue, as the starches begin to color from the heat. Something you can mention if you want to sound like you know how to cook, but really can't.
Julia Child: "grubmleburmblblblbumble-and oh it's just lovely-gerrumblebumblegerblegarble-so we'll add a bit of oregano, or as the English would say-blahblahmubmlemubmlebumble- to our blond roux here-crappycantunderstandawordshesayswhyisthisoldhagontvgrumblegrumble."
by boronanon April 3, 2015
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Dumb Blonde

An insecure rich bitch that thinks she is better than everyone. she is also a very fake friend like regina gorge fake and the bitch is dumb as fuck so stay away.
she is a dumb blonde
by iheartmephis December 23, 2022
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