Irish Bath

Noun: (orig. Massachusetts, USA) the wearing of an excessive amount of cologne by a man (regardless of ethnicity), especially when this is done instead of showering. This is alternatively known as a Puerto Rican Bath in other parts of the country.

Sean was late for work, so he just took an irish bath on his way out the door.

by wayfarer March 30, 2006

peanut gallery bath

When you have a foursome with the peanut gallery and have cum and peanut butter all over you while seals clap after you just hit 3 other guys from the back for 12 straight hours on a holy sunday

Damn jbizzy that peanut gallery bath was so fucking hot

by asianfasian April 18, 2022

Turkish Steam Bath

Whenever you fart a horribly wretched one in the shower, especially when it's extremely steamy within the curtains. Always helpful when your women is with you.

Guy: (in shower) Ahhhh!!
Friend: (busts into the bathroom) What's happening?!
Guy: I just gave myself a Turkish Steam Bath!!

by Chuckels Fett March 1, 2009

take a bath and poop

an adjective describing a stinky bastard defined by the irony of taking a bath then taking a shit, thus, undoing all the stink you just removed.

Jeez, did that stinky skanky bastard just take a bath and poop or what?

by Wes S. April 8, 2006

Cum Bath Mart

Alternate name given to Walmart that infers anyone that shops there is on the bottom of the economic scale and their lot in life makes them catchers of seamen much like a common whore would.

Ted must be strapped for cash I saw him shopping at Cum Bath Mart.

by rags262 August 12, 2008

Bath & Body Squirts

When someone goes into a bathroom because their stomach isn't feeling right and the fan turns on, the sink starts running, and the toilet flushes, but you still hear them let out a massive fart. This occurs much more often with females that are around their significant other because they think that by covertly going to the bathroom, turning on the fan and sink, and also flushing the toilet, it will produce enough noise to muffle the sound of their farts, but most of the time their efforts are unsuccessful.

Friend 1: "How are things between you and your girl?"

Friend 2: "Not good, bro. Ever since I heard her having some bath & body squirts, I don't find her sexually attractive anymore."

by 13th December 15, 2013

take two baths

Kiss my ass.

If you don't like me, take two baths.

by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017