Lac attack

When a person who is lactose intolerant eats something dairy and has a bad reaction.

I really want that chocolate ice cream but if I eat it I will for sure get a lac attack.

by walkitoutdougie February 26, 2012

Dick attack

when oneself send a rather nude photo of thys penis

dick attack:
Messages:
Samantha jo : hey
jacob

jacob: hi Samuel
: *sends peepee*

by Djwhore5522 August 28, 2021

Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

Mac-Attack

When a ‘Human being’ is considered a god amongst men, no one can stop the Mac-Attack, some are known to everyone, however some have still not been found and can be highly dangerous.

Holy shit! I think my teacher is a fucking Mac-Attack

by YourNan’sCrustVag December 03, 2020

crapper attacker

Male by nature but prefers to launch his rocket into the brown star.

If a dude stares at your junk he is probably a crapper attacker.

by a66mack November 09, 2009

Hard Attack

When a officer has a panic attack that raises their blood pressure, then psychs themself out and belives they may be having a Heart Attack needs an ambulance to evaluate their health.

Tom is having a "Hard Attack" hurry get him a shot of "Normasaline"

by FireSlayer69 November 29, 2018

Agitation Attack

A state of complete and total rage caused by people, the environment, or the most random shit.

John had an agitation attack in the hallway because the people in the hallway were fucktards.

by Mafiaregola1794 November 01, 2010