Jack attack

A form of being attacked or groped. You may find a jack attacker under your bed. Being jack attacked isn’t always a bad thing for some individuals.

Example: someone jumped out and grabbed cade therefore she got jack attacked.

by Safety_tips October 21, 2023

Pam attack

A panic attack if your name is Pam. In other words a pamic attack.

I had a Pam attack today

by BearfromJear October 30, 2023

Pam attack

A panic attack if your name is Pam. In other words a pamic attack.

I just had a Pam attack.

by BearfromJear October 30, 2023

Shahzad Attack

the shahzad attack is a attack in chess made my the great Muhammad Shahzad. This move is really awesome and really powerful.

“No way he used the shahzad attack on me”

by Chefj202 December 14, 2022

Matrix attack

It's not a fucking Matrix attack Jesus Christ ate you motherfuckers corny.

Hym "Again. It ain't a fucking 'Matrix attack' you fucking gomers. Jesus, you guys are absurd. That would be convenient for you though, wouldn't it? Because if it's not a Matrix attack, then you've been promoting a rapist AND PEDOPHILE (Because if I fucked a 16 year old I'd be considered a pedophile) for years while simultaneously refusing to promote and/or poaching a NOT rapist (as I have raped 0 people). Really guys... I'm loving this. Russell taught them the ways of 'TRUE love'.... By force. What's that Jordan Peterson always says? 'If you're willing to use force then blahblahblah I'll probably still have him on my podcast because I don't give a fuck about rape' ~ Jordan Peterson (I'm paraphrasing a bit but that SOUNDS like something he would say)"

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Mac-Attack

When a ‘Human being’ is considered a god amongst men, no one can stop the Mac-Attack, some are known to everyone, however some have still not been found and can be highly dangerous.

Holy shit! I think my teacher is a fucking Mac-Attack

by YourNan’sCrustVag December 3, 2020

Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)

Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020