A distant cousin of the BigMac Attack, a Gigaschnack Attack is the inexorable urge to purchase and consume massive quantities of low quality highly processed vending machine food.
Abbr. GSA
Abbr. GSA
Person 1"Hey are going to get dinner tonight?"
Person 2"Naw, I'll probably just have a gigaschnack attack later"
Person 1, "I say, you haven't eaten all day, you must be starving!"
Person 2"Naw that aint me, I had a 5000 calorie GSA earlier"
Person 2"Naw, I'll probably just have a gigaschnack attack later"
Person 1, "I say, you haven't eaten all day, you must be starving!"
Person 2"Naw that aint me, I had a 5000 calorie GSA earlier"
by SCL202 March 18, 2011
Get the Gigaschnack Attackmug. by castaneda July 16, 2011
Get the chronic attackmug. happiness attack when you are so happy you can't controle yourself like in a anger attack or a panick attack. But instead of beating the shit out of things you hug the shit out of pets or people because you are just so happy. Translated from the dutch word 'blijheidsaanval'
Amy: auwh your hurting me, don't hug this tight
Rose: I'm sorry {hugs tighter}
Rob: she's clearly having a happiness attack
Rose: I'm sorry {hugs tighter}
Rob: she's clearly having a happiness attack
by H. Tertavonju May 4, 2017
Get the happiness attackmug. The act of going down on a girl after she is pissed off in hopes of avoiding all argumental confrontation
Jessica was so pissed off last night about me getting home late I had to wake her up with a sneak attack
by Bubs the menace December 22, 2019
Get the Sneak Attackmug. When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face
-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.
-I might have to try that some day.
by UserR6088 March 18, 2023
Get the Surprise attackmug. When someone agrees to your idea or proposal despite initial hesitation, but due to an unfortunate outcome caused by circumstances out of everyone's control later regrets the decision and launches an extremely harsh retroactive verbal attack on you and/or your character. These attacks are typically launched by passive aggressive people.
You convince someone you care about to take a vacation to a specific destination. The other person prefers a different destination but reluctantly agrees. During the trip flights are delayed, luggage gets lost, and other things go wrong. That person then proceeds to launch a Backwards Attack on you for the entire situation even though they actually agreed to go on the trip. They also use the situation to make other unrelated attacks on your character.
by BostonX November 4, 2013
Get the Backwards Attackmug. Well, you managed to misspell "Attack on Titan" as "Attack on Tinat". What the heck is a tinat? Do you know? Well, anyways, good job sucktard.
by OmegaXerion March 29, 2021
Get the Attack on Tinatmug.