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One-parent

When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.
I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.
by Weapon H April 21, 2021
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Cover Parent

A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.
Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.
by Itzgrimsley June 8, 2022
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parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.
An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"
by techyartsyman52 June 11, 2021
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Newsletter Parent

Parent who doesn't listen never turns up for the child and only wants something to put in the newsletter to send to other parents who are busy ignoring their own kids. Lives in denial and thinks it is still the 1980's in complete ignorance of the economic and environmental mess they have bequeathed to future generations. Spends there time buying investment properties making it harder for people to buy a house, and taking holidays while young people do it tougher each year.
My newsletter parent wanted something for her Christmas newsletter.
by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024
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Parents

Someone who takes care of you as a child
by APPLES AND APPLES February 3, 2022
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Parents

lack of nurons & obtained Specialneeds xD
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Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
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