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The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
Yo Sick! Nick just gave Levi a serious mega mcmooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Chapel Driver

A daring street racer whose reckless maneuvers resemble a test of faith, often resulting in chaos reminiscent of divine punishment.
Behold the Chapel Driver, navigating the streets with the audacity of a chosen messenger
by RekaB March 8, 2024
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Driver right

When two men are having sex, the active one has the driver right
Let’s switch driver right
You have the driver right tonight
by Bier Kapitän January 9, 2024
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Aqua driver

The aqua driver is when you fuck a woman usually from behind with her head in the toilet.

It’s a tricky one to pull off but so satisfying once achieved.

Flush optional
There is nothing more sexy than giving the wife an aqua driver for her birthday
by Scottsibe July 8, 2021
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Cork Driver

A driver who does not pay attention to the situation on the road and barges in quickly, wonders why the flow of traffic has stopped, or why nobody is nobody taking an initiative to resolve the situation,
alike a cork that sits inside a wine bottle.
The Cork Driver stopped the flow of traffic in the Denny’s parking lot.
by dimametahnet October 9, 2019
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Romanian Dick Driver

A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to drive over another man's dick.
Wow, did you heard about Andrei his cock?
Yes i heard! The romanian dick driver drove his cock right off after a car deal gone wrong!!
by Cmen14 December 30, 2022
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Jeep Driver

A Jeep Driver holds themselves and everything they do in very high regard. They drive like they own the road and even upon leaving their vehicle can still be identified as one who's shit doesn't stink. They will defend their vehicle and their lifestyle as being the way to live and the only way to operate. Asking one of these individuals or trying to inquire about why they are the way they are, generally results in a grandiose rationalization of arrogance, lack of care, and just overall denial.
Bystander 1: Hey look, that person just drove over the curb.
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting

Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver
by Skoolsswister July 22, 2024
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