jon

a young man who blows the bass trombone

lisedi: looks at that guy over there! he's boning
kate: it's jon!

by mxlvilleyyyy May 25, 2023

jon

Just being in a constant state of jon.

Its jon for you to get a watch.
When jon gets joned by the jonster, jonning occuers with a side of jon and an overall joness of understanding jon.
i lost my virginity @jon

by Moisty McGee the Pregnancy Tre June 4, 2022

Jon

hot man

Jon is hot

by chickbeefin May 10, 2022

jon

jon is a one of a kind guy. hes a daft cunt and can often fluent in malay. he has many talents! jon is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and the way he forgets takeaways are impressive. if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a jon, keep him around.

"that guy looks like a jon"
"yeah weird how is son is asian"

by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024

Being a Jon

A person who uses there laziness as an excuse for being selfish.

Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.

by sammyflakes June 11, 2016

jon-esque

douche bag who comes back into you’re life when he realizes he doesn’t affect you anymore

I haven’t talked to him in a while and he just dm’d me. Very jon-esque of him

by snevelyn January 19, 2019

Jon

A phrase for a highly melanistic male individual with humble size peenar

Tyrone is such a Jon

by Mr Door May 15, 2025