When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.
“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”
by ReluctantRonin September 21, 2025
Get the Sparking Zero mug.Foam numbers that we cut up.
Called "Zeros" because the first foam number ever found was, in fact, a 0.
Called "Zeros" because the first foam number ever found was, in fact, a 0.
by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025
Get the Zero mug.by papercutsanddolls May 17, 2022
Get the The Divine Zero mug.by yon tron the don June 10, 2021
Get the Three Zeroes mug.When you use a dr pepper can to sound a man and make him finish until he fills the can and then pass it around in a circle and drink it.
by Sppookkyy October 17, 2021
Get the Dirty zero sugar mug.A number that indicates absence of every value or quantity, as instance:
The number of neurones in your brain; the probability of you ever getting a girlfriend; the number of bitches you get; the time your father has spent with you. (ect.)
Syn. Nothing, no one…
Opp. A lot, more than one, everything/one…
The number of neurones in your brain; the probability of you ever getting a girlfriend; the number of bitches you get; the time your father has spent with you. (ect.)
Syn. Nothing, no one…
Opp. A lot, more than one, everything/one…
by Sir. Pickqo January 14, 2023
Get the Zero mug.“Zero has issues”
by Zeros king September 2, 2022
Get the Zero mug.