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Woke

Another word for "the enemy". It refers to anyone and anything who a particular group sees as evil, antagonistic, and/or opposing.
1. Stay "woke".
2. If you disagree with me, you're "woke".
3. BLM is super "woke"
4. All leftist are "woke".
by Lucifina Nightinger October 8, 2023
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Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.
"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.
by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025
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Schrödinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".
Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...
by ClownWorld20XX April 10, 2024
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Woke

A word that conservative old out-of-touch white people use to describe progressive concepts to other conservative old out-of-touch white people in way that will scare them
we can’t bring the kids to Disney anymore. Jimbo said last time he went, the woke employees were requiring vaccinations to common illnesses and not segregating the water fountains
by Gib88 April 6, 2022
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Woke

A word used by uneducated to describe things they are afraid of eg: Women’s rights, Trans people, how attracted they are to trans people, the educated.
The woke left
by Ronald J.A. Drump October 6, 2025
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Woke

When you're aware of dank memes and know what's going on
by Staywokekids December 6, 2018
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Woke

An adjective used to describe people whi are utterly incapable of holding an opinion contrary to the government-approved narrative.
My woke sister unironically believes gender is a social construct.
by FDC 1 March 21, 2024
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