by Dxout January 12, 2024

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022

by FarkleMurd May 28, 2018

I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.
We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024

a joint ache or an ache in the noodle. a chinese superstition. arthritis. juvenile. also a symptom of your menstrual cycle
the only way to get rid of wind in your leg is to keep moving your legs. I got wind in my legs! can be cured with sun or lemon juice on the knee. or mydol.
by y-a June 7, 2001

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.
by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016

by Shrikeass January 8, 2022
