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That Vegan Teacher

Everyone who has critical thinking skills (including normal vegans who leave people alone) hates her. She's known for being a hypocrite and abusing/neglecting her poor dog who's clearly depressed because she feeds her dog kibble that's devoid of protein, so the dog is slowly dying. That Vegan Teacher tries to shove veganism down everyone's throats. She should be banned from all social media platforms so she can leave everyone alone.
We should ban That Vegan Teacher from all public spaces, social media, and from having pets.
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
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Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.
1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.
by kaesesocke June 2, 2019
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Vegan btw

something every vegan is required to say at the end of every sentence regardless of the context. Vegan btw.
Vegan Extremist: Hello my name is Karl. Vegan btw :)
Non-Vegan: IDC ABOUT YOUR DIET!!! STOP FORCING YOUR LIFESTYLE ON ME!!
by Acoolbro56 September 2, 2023
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Vegan

If you're a vegan and you make your pets vegan ... there is a special place in hell for you :)

Other than that, as long as you don't force your vegan opinions on to others, you're fine.
That hell spawn vegan fed their dog only vegetables.
by Not_a_Suspect April 20, 2021
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Vegan desert

An neighborhood, that isn't a food desert by itself but has no option for vegans.
St Michel street in Montreal Canada is q vegan desert, having no businesses that serve vegan food.
by Sexydimma February 12, 2022
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Vegan

Vegan is a word often used by a person who goes by the online name of "Blair".
It is often used as an insult towards another person.
blair: YOU FUCKING DONKEY LIPPED VEGAN TALBE CON ARTIST BITCH
dan: damn i felt that :(
by //Mr. Pumpkin Head\\ December 29, 2018
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vegan pancakes

1. Something highly unstable, made to break, hopeless. Something held together merely by hopes and dreams.

2. Something that some people like a lot and others do not. (Everything is vegan pancakes.)
1.
a) Man, open your eyes: Jill and Tyler's relationship is vegan pancakes. It's made to fail.

b) We spent four hours building this sand castle, but with the incoming tide, we realizes it was all just vegan pancakes.

c) Dude, my car is broken again! It's turning into a frikkin vegan pancake.

2.
a)
PersonA: Ohh, I love this painting.. The colors, the composition... the exquisite brushwork... It makes me feel things...
Person B: I don't know man. I just see a bunch of globs. This doesn't give me anything.
Person A: Huh. Well, I guess not everyone can love everything. It's all vegan pancakes. Let's go have a drink!

b)
PersonA: Damn, it's getting chilly out. I hate fall. It's a drab wasteland of sadness that catapults you into the frozen misery of winter.
PersonB: Oooh, but the turning leaves look so lovely and the air smells nice and i get to break out all my sweaters and scarves again. Rain and wind... Hot cocoa weather! Not to mention: Pumpkin Spice season!
PersonA: Nah, I'm not convinced. But I'm glad you like it. It's all vegan pancakes, right?
by whatsthatoverthere October 19, 2015
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