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Alternatively someone who can reach a top speed of 153 errors per hour.
Alternatively someone who can reach a top speed of 153 errors per hour.
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Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.
Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.
Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:
-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)
-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse
-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)
...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart
Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.
Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:
-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)
-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse
-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)
...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart
Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.
Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"
Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"
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Such as Algebra through Trigonometry, Language classes like English, unless you want to learn a new language.
Science does not fall under this category, because it is necessary, otherwise we wouldn't know that certain elements react differently, and possibly dangerously with other elements.
World Cultures is somewhat important, so that you understand other people in the world better.
Such as Algebra through Trigonometry, Language classes like English, unless you want to learn a new language.
Science does not fall under this category, because it is necessary, otherwise we wouldn't know that certain elements react differently, and possibly dangerously with other elements.
World Cultures is somewhat important, so that you understand other people in the world better.
John: "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith?"
Mrs. Smith: "Yes, what is it John?"
John: "This is Useless Information, when will we ever need to know how to find the x and y intercepts of the graphed line?"
Mrs. Smith thinking: "Must change the subject..."
Mrs. Smith: "Well John, if you ever get a job including the use of advanced mathematics, you will need to learn this."
John: "But I hate math, I want to be a race car driver."
Mrs. Smith: "SHUT UP NO BACK TALKING, NOW GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!"
John: "F*** YOU!"
After John graduated High School, he became a successful Nascar driver and later visited Mrs. Smith to rub it in, and to show her that math isn't necessary to drive a car really fast.
Mrs. Smith: "Yes, what is it John?"
John: "This is Useless Information, when will we ever need to know how to find the x and y intercepts of the graphed line?"
Mrs. Smith thinking: "Must change the subject..."
Mrs. Smith: "Well John, if you ever get a job including the use of advanced mathematics, you will need to learn this."
John: "But I hate math, I want to be a race car driver."
Mrs. Smith: "SHUT UP NO BACK TALKING, NOW GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!"
John: "F*** YOU!"
After John graduated High School, he became a successful Nascar driver and later visited Mrs. Smith to rub it in, and to show her that math isn't necessary to drive a car really fast.
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