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Useless Friends

Your friends that are your bitches and live on your every word. Most of the time they have little money and are of little value overall. This term was made popular by MaterialBITCH
My useless friends clean up my vomit after a solid night of drinking and partying.
by TotalBitchGirl February 8, 2008
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User

A person who can take your IT system from perfect to fucked up in 5.3 seconds.

Alternatively someone who can reach a top speed of 153 errors per hour.
The fucking user(s) keep(s) messing up the data in my program
by Cheyenne27 July 13, 2011
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Useless Fucking Knowledge

Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.

Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.

Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:

-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)

-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse

-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)

...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart
Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.

Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"
by Fuck this useless info October 13, 2011
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Useless Information

Distributed throughout schools worldwide.
Such as Algebra through Trigonometry, Language classes like English, unless you want to learn a new language.

Science does not fall under this category, because it is necessary, otherwise we wouldn't know that certain elements react differently, and possibly dangerously with other elements.

World Cultures is somewhat important, so that you understand other people in the world better.
John: "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith?"

Mrs. Smith: "Yes, what is it John?"

John: "This is Useless Information, when will we ever need to know how to find the x and y intercepts of the graphed line?"

Mrs. Smith thinking: "Must change the subject..."

Mrs. Smith: "Well John, if you ever get a job including the use of advanced mathematics, you will need to learn this."

John: "But I hate math, I want to be a race car driver."

Mrs. Smith: "SHUT UP NO BACK TALKING, NOW GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!"

John: "F*** YOU!"

After John graduated High School, he became a successful Nascar driver and later visited Mrs. Smith to rub it in, and to show her that math isn't necessary to drive a car really fast.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC December 15, 2010
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The Used

the used is the best fuckin band ever
by Heather October 29, 2003
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Cool over-used phrase bro

Cool over-used phrase bro is a reply to someone who says Cool story bro. Cool story bro is used by someone who spends too much time on the internet usually within the Chatroom and Forum community where its used by 11 different people in the space of 5 minutes
Loser one: Cool story bro
Person two:Cool over-used phrase bro
Person three: you fking fgt Loser One
by Alexander paycheck December 13, 2010
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Used Napkin

A ginger that is very pale with lots of freckles, and is normally bitchy is also refered to as a used napkin.
That ginger is a used napkin.
by Nigasourus January 3, 2010
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