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Uber

To repeat menial tasks over and over to avoid actual work.
Dude that new guy is such an Uber.

He has been ubering all day.

When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.
by Delraydave January 27, 2019
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Ubering your words

When someone is inebriated and slurring their words such that they need to take an Uber ornother ride sharing service.
Man, are you drunk? You are ubering your words.
by Dsmoothe2716 June 12, 2018
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uber head swallowed

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana
Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed
by AdomW November 1, 2017
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Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL

A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024
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Uber Baseball

Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.
Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.

Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!
by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011
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Uber Dick

Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.
Wow look at that guys uber dick!

Yeah I saw him at the store he had it slung over his shoulder!
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Uber Album

An album released by a band that contains all of their songs you will ever need to hear. Greatest Hits albums do not count, as they are intended to give you all of the band's best songs.

This word is intended to be used only by people who have an interest in a band, but aren't huge fans of them.

Ex. Smash Mouth - Astro Lounge. All of their good songs are on this album, unless you are a dedicated fan (unlikely).

The Beatles are an example of a band without an Uber album.
Hey, did you hear about Drowning Pool's new album coming out? I hear it's supposed to be an uber album!
by gargoyle772 June 9, 2009
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