Turtle toes

Turtle toes are just like idk turtle tors

“Bro your absolute turtle toes”

by Aria8======3 October 13, 2021

Soapy Turtle

The first bowel movement taken after being the recipient of anal sex that resulted in anal climax

I went though half a roll of toilet paper after that soapy turtle.

by PyMann September 30, 2020

verbal turtle

Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.

Man we did the verbal turtle last night

by wormy139 February 26, 2010

Turtle cake

A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.

I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.

by River.01 March 4, 2019

Turtle fight

Two circumcised men get hard and try to dock, resulting in a turtle fight.

After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.

by Imnotafuckingtypewriter January 20, 2018

turtle cage

a south african dairy-based dish covered with an assortment of spices and sauces. Sometimes an extra ingredient is included to inhance the taste such as a tub of baby corpse genetalia caviar

"My mom knew as soon as I was born that she wasnt going to breast feed. She decided that turtle cage should be the center of my diet.

by rfv January 16, 2009

Urinal Turtle

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1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}

1. I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.

by walkerslaw69696969 December 1, 2017