a tool is a guy who is about as gay as you can be around girls. a tool will often become excited for no reason over the dumbest shit so he can look cool around girls. tools will often only be your friend to get to others. a tool is also commonly a douchebag. if you know someone who says every movie they see is "the best movie ever", they are a complete tool and an ultrafag
toolbag: "hey man you want to go hit up McDonnald's later. I could go for like a sweet ass burger. Dude and then after lets go to this sweet party and if it sucks then lets go see transformers cus I already saw it and its like the best movie ever. And if that doesnt go down we can all just circle jerk each other. Fuckin sweet brah"
by poop247 January 12, 2008
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Wow, Phil- you are such a TOOL!; What a tool! Look at his stupid hair, face, pants and car! Hey Tool! The 1980s called and they want their hair and peroxide back!
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