by Smith Words June 02, 2014
Today, my girlfriend Uber stank'd our Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out.
by ObscuraPrime May 09, 2024
When your Uber driver spends the length of the trip bitching ad nauseum about crappy disrespectful passengers, bullshit city policies that make their lives hell, Uber driver contracts that bring them lower pay and no workers rights all the while driving like a maniac to your destination while you strap in, hold on and pray.
by RockTheMike July 23, 2015
The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood
Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.
by jdrxb6 April 26, 2011
People, especially literal fish and gingers who have the attention span and memory of a gold fish, who forgot how to spell "Urban Dictionary." While usually caused by mistake, it's not surprising if you were wondering why you couldn't get to this website because of this, congratulations.
"Dude, what's that one website? Uber Dictionary?"
"Dude I've been googling Uber Dictionary for half an hour now I can't find it."
"Dude I've been googling Uber Dictionary for half an hour now I can't find it."
by Mr. MARIJUANA PEPSI October 18, 2019
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