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Ubering your words

When someone is inebriated and slurring their words such that they need to take an Uber ornother ride sharing service.
Man, are you drunk? You are ubering your words.
by Dsmoothe2716 June 12, 2018
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uber

an adjective to describe what it feels like when you go outside and you find it's much colder than you anticipated
Uber, uber, uber, I'm freezing, it's cold out here!
by Midwest Mom March 27, 2009
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Uber-momming

Verb
1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.
I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.
by CJHawkstone December 7, 2017
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uberization

A subsect of visualization where the Uber dumps everything from his mind spread across several enter key presses. Typically unwarranted and after all others have given up on the thread.
Did you see Jeff's uberization of that thread? He just does not know when to give it up.
by ThatGuy98524 March 24, 2020
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Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed
Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot
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Uber cougar

A highly defensive Mom who will do whatever it takes to defend her kids.

A motivated older woman seeking to corral a younger man without having to drive herself to the bar.
The uber cougar arrived early in time for happy hour and took her place by the bar!
by Clevering June 13, 2019
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uber uncool

An act that is uncool under any circumstances.
"Hey, do you want to come over today?"

"No, I can't because I have work."

"That's uber uncool man."
by Aleleekhall December 29, 2017
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