Roman is that one guy, that ONE guy everybody knows. A "Roman" builds many things, things most sane people would think is absolutely fucking crazy. (i.e. a motorized bike trailer.)
Person 1: Dude, did you see that wooden go-kart?
Person 2: Yeah, the guy who built it is a total Roman.
Person 2: Yeah, the guy who built it is a total Roman.
by bitch_ass_bitch May 31, 2023
Get the Romanmug. The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.
Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.
by Shmurdoo January 16, 2019
Get the Roman Tylermug. Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.
Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023
Get the The Roman Trymug. by anonymous May 25, 2023
Get the Roman martinmug. Larger then life neck ass
Dumped by a chav neck ass
Bold dad head ass
Can’t get on a team head ass and play an easy position head ass (CDM head ass)
Dumped by a chav neck ass
Bold dad head ass
Can’t get on a team head ass and play an easy position head ass (CDM head ass)
Fuck Roman I hate that guy
Roman I’m dumping you
Roman faked being bisexual for attention
Ur Willy was little Roman
Roman I’m dumping you
Roman faked being bisexual for attention
Ur Willy was little Roman
by GorillaDaSpinner March 26, 2021
Get the Romanmug. That one annoying, but fun guy who keeps offering you to take action in activities you didn't want to in the first place
by RizuSnek June 6, 2018
Get the Romanmug. A type of sexual intercourse that is similar to gang banging, but instead of the guys taking turns having sex with the girl, they use their dicks as swords and fight with the other guys. Who ever comes out victories gets to have intercourse with the girl.
by 888899990000000 April 8, 2024
Get the Roman Sexmug.