Farmer

Any person who raises livestock or grows food for resale. The best farmers usually grow coffee bean trees and raise goats in Uganda.

Brian M: "you're not a farmer because you don't own a copy of the farmer's almanac."

Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."

Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."

by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024

Farmer jones

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.

“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”

by Stubborn pug June 22, 2018

icon farmer

A computer user who places shortcut or program icons on the desktop to cover the screen. All of the icons are arranged in neat rows and columns resembling crops in a field.

Steve was the lead "icon farmer" in the department.

by LastMann December 5, 2010

Farmer's Mentality

The mindset or belief that you are at the bottom, or the lowest of the low.

"Stop having that Farmer's mentality, and start being more confident!"

by Joyjinho January 29, 2024

Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.

"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden

by BadSadhu March 26, 2018

Farmer Fetish

when one has a sexual fantasy to fuck/have sex with someone who is either a farmer or simply someone on a farm.

"Joe has a account on Farmersonly.com"

"oh damn didn't know he had a Farmer Fetish."

by dongsilla December 13, 2014

farmers tuxedo

When you have Carhart bibs, best, and jacket that are all the same color and are worn at the same time.

Man, old farmer, John is rocking his farmers tuxedo to go feed

by Danimontani February 3, 2023