Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

bird-flip junk-thrust taunt

When a man grabs his crotch and shakes it or thrusts it outward while giving the middle finger.

Dude, he just gave you the old bird-flip junk-thrust taunt. You must have really upset him.

by anonymous August 11, 2024

A place to store items, by your junk. Works extremely well.

Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?

Dude 2: Sure.

Dude 1: Where did you put that?

Dude 2: In my junk pocket.

Dude 1: Nice.

by MyChemIsAwesome January 16, 2017

When a man’s balls smack his inner thigh creating and clapping sound

“Oh my god Brian, your balls just slapped your thought” she said. “Stop! That was a junk clunk!”

by Freddyyyyy February 11, 2024