golden cactus

When someone hasn't recently shaved their legs so they're very prickley and you pee on them.

"hey Tim, did you hear that Johnson threatened to give her the golden cactus if she doesn't shave soon? Yeah, infront of her mom!"

by Chdaddy December 25, 2018

Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.

When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.

by Remove Obama July 18, 2018

golden gonzo

a sexual act where a male pees with his balls over the partner's eyes and the dick hanging down the nose

Yeah, I gave that slut a golden gonzo.

by laniokean November 3, 2016

golden rivet

A semi mythical method of inducting new recruits into the British Navy

Come below and I'll show you the golden rivet.

by black flag June 2, 2004

A Golden Ticket

When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.

Dude I was out of toilet paper but I had a golden ticket so I got out lucky.

by mr jew da man November 3, 2010

golden mouthwash

The act of peeing directly into your partner's mouth. Then the one who recieves the urine is called the gargler because they gargle the urine for approximately 30 seconds. Then the gargler spits the urine into his partners mouth and he becomes the gargler. This cycle repeats until the urine no longer tastes like urine because of it being waterdown from the saliva. Then they play paper, scissors, rock and the loser then has to swallow.

Tina is tired of her breath stinking because Sarah always wants to give her a golden mouthwash.
"Sarah, can we skip the golden mouthwash tonight, because no one at school will talk to me while my breath smells like your urine," Tina exclaimed while Sarah was crouching over her mouth.

by Benjamin Whitaker November 16, 2007

golden duck

Cricketing term

similar to duck, but to be clean bowled by the first ball the batsman faces.

That's the third Golden Duck of his season, and it's only his second game.

by black Flag June 11, 2004