boof

1. (v) to intake a substance via the rectum
2. (v) to do something stupid

Also (n) a dumb thing or action. Sometimes expressed in the form "off the boof" to say that something is a boof or that someone is boofing.
3. (n) a deep bark

Also (v) to produce a deep bark

1. Sen. Whitehouse: “I don’t know if it’s ‘buffed’ or ‘boofed,’ how do you pronounce that?”
Brett Kavanaugh: "That refers to flatulence sic."

2. Person A: The person you are talking to is a catfish. You're boofing so hard bro. You're mad off the boof.
Person B: I didn't even realize that until now. That's such a boof.

3. Me: Want a treat?
My dog: BOOF
Me: Don't boof at me like that!

by peculiargoldfish October 28, 2021

Boof

Term for asking someone to have a hit of a vape

Hey bro lemme try the boof

by BAGELZboi May 23, 2019

boof

conner walker.

conner walker is boof asl

by Luke Vidika October 28, 2021

Boof

1. To use a drug by inserting it up your ass (usually pills or powdered substances) in order to achieve a better and longer lasting high

2. Something that is of very low quality/ a knock off item

1. Bro, my girl was boofing crack up my ass, that shit was the best high I've ever had.
2. The new Fanatics jerseys are so dogshit that them boof ass Chinese DHGate jerseys are way better

by joey1417 February 21, 2024

honk the boof

To perform sodomy. A Canadian way to refer to performing butt stuff

I hear Canadian soldiers are allowed to grow beards and honk the boof, unlike their U.S.A counterparts

by Hauntedleo June 20, 2023

boof

Term of endearment

1: "Hi, boof.
2: "Hey, beautiful.

by LyssIsLez January 30, 2018

boof

Boof. a way to describe a human being as selfish.

Michael is so Boof.

by Phantom Funny October 14, 2020