When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
Get the Flaccid Unicornmug. The art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. The woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his dick against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his balls. The end result should be mass amounts of semen in her hair and on her back.
Guy 1: Dude, last night was great. Me and my girl finally did the Chicago Unicorn
Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?
Guy 1: It was magical.
Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?
Guy 1: It was magical.
by tombrady2k15 April 8, 2016
Get the Chicago Unicornmug. 1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm
3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm
3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.
Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL
by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017
Get the Unicorn Parkingmug. Unicorn dragon is a term typically used to identify a wlw couple. Introduced by Lauren Jauregui in her coming out letter. “I’m a unicorn but I’m in love with a dragon”.
by Hehecamren September 10, 2020
Get the Unicorn dragonmug. Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.
by JayFlyer May 6, 2015
Get the Blinded Unicornmug. barbz (nicki minaj fans) that are snowflakes and will start WW3 if you make the smallest joke about nicki minaj..
normal barbz: loll nicki minaj hasn't put out an album in 3 years someone call Sachin and get that ho to the studio!
unicorn barbz: HOW DARE U?? NICKI MINAJ ISNT A HO SHE MAKES 100X YOUR NETWORTH A YEAR DONT COME FOR MY GOOD SIS! PURR!
unicorn barbz: HOW DARE U?? NICKI MINAJ ISNT A HO SHE MAKES 100X YOUR NETWORTH A YEAR DONT COME FOR MY GOOD SIS! PURR!
by Abelnika November 2, 2021
Get the unicorn barbzmug. When a man, typically caucasian, is close to cumming and his penis turns a bright red color due to the built up pressure
by Mrdevilunicorn January 15, 2016
Get the Magenta unicornmug.