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Trail Twink

A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.

Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.

Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”

These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
Hey man did you notice those two excited Trail Twinks passing by?
by PeaceXLove777 July 22, 2020
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indain trail

Well indain trail in addison hmm... yee last year before Corona virus hella fights, and that one time were hella people were following this kid all over the school but the kid they were looking for was outside in the school bus hella shit went down. Hella hoes in that school there's that one group of girls aka cool kids and that group of boys the gangster ones. This one dude that dated bout 5 girls at the same time. Teachers were getting so mad cause students didn't really do shit lmao. More gang members or what ever they think. Just be careful if you go to this school cuz trust me if your new nd you claim crip or kings good luck to you your getting jumped on your first day. And also over the summer people got exposed for being trumps supporters haha viva Mexico puto🇲🇽🇲🇽
Omg mom I don't want to go to indain trail there's lots of fights and scary ass people.
by Indain trail is crazy September 25, 2020
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Oregon trail

El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the 2000 mile Oregon trail on unicorns.They killed multiple people on the way starting there Mexican mafia. Then 800 years later they started making wine in the lunch room with the grapes Senior Vredenburghs mommmy packed him for lunch. THE END.
El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the Oregon trail which led to the start of the Mexican Mafia.
by Senior Vredenburgh October 13, 2020
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The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.
“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”
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Ho Trails

Like the word hot trail

If you take the the “T” of hot and move it to the word rail it becomes “Ho Trail”
the act of snorting a line of crystal meth through the nose by heating up the end of a glass pipe and then opening your mouth to release white smoke
dayum!
Are you ready trail blaze on the ho trail! Give me directions to the “ho trails”
by Mkmelee July 10, 2022
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Chili trail

A obscurely straight skid mark
“If I fart again, We’re gonna be on the chili trail
by 123-yo July 25, 2022
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Australian snail trail

While the female is doing a handstand the male ejaculates just below her stomach as the cum runs down her body creating the snail trail.
by darkwolf98 August 1, 2022
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