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Jona

A Very Ugly Stalker Who Stalks And Harasses Your Girlfriend Because He Likes Her Too. The World Would Be Better Without Jona.
He acts Awesome But Fails Miserably.
God He Needs To Stop Harassing Me He Is Such a Jona
by Force Enhance February 15, 2019
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Jonas

Jonas? Hes so ugly ew
by Jaldjf April 6, 2020
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jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers
Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump
by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014
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Jonas Shultz

Jonas Shultz is a total girlboss.
by Apygmysloth December 23, 2022
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Jona

Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.
You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JONAH
Friend: omg never let go of him!
by xd jokesonu June 4, 2019
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Jona

The greatest Person you‘ll ever know.

brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.
„Is that the King?“ - „No that‘s Jona“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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jonas chatmon

Secretly gay. Always tries too hard to get a girlfriend, but he can't.
Damn that must be a Jonas Chatmon
by Kitty_Love23 May 6, 2018
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