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Fag Taster

Someone who pretends to be straight but loves a taste of the faggot cock and balls once and a while. The act usually includes gay jokes and false homophobia preceding or proceeding the acts of closet gay acts which usually include balls and buttholes.

When the FAG TASTER is at his horniest he will usually make many GAY jokes to prove he is straight whilst dreaming of wearing his mothers satin panties and taking a fat, salty rope-load across his FAG TASTING mouth.
HARRY: Hey Dick, I think Carl's a FAG TASTER.

DICK: Why Harry?

HARRY: Because he's always making fag jokes like us, but I caught him wearing panties and lipstick sucking the coach's cock off yesterday after practice.
by nick_gerrs October 1, 2010
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tasters choice

the very last hit it in a weed smoking device, which in turn results in the terrible taste the smoke imparts in your mouth.
Guy 1: Hey man are you sure you wanna hit this, tasters choice?

Guy 2: Sure why not.
by chonger123 May 25, 2009
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tasteism

Discriminating against a person because of their taste in music, or any other type of interest for that matter
After listening to someone, who happens to like metal music, talk extensively and competently on a subject of importance, a shallow skank makes the comment, "Wow, that was pretty deep for a metal guy." And then I say, "Hey bitch, that's tasteism."
by Eris1723 December 22, 2008
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tasted one

slang for a homosexual, usually one that is not openly so
Our trainer is so emotional and flamboyant, I'm sure he's tasted one.
by nomarbob January 7, 2009
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Tasteness

The amount something tastes. A food item may taste a lot, or not much.
Damian: "You can get pure donut flavouring now"
Liam: "Woah, how much would that taste?"
Damian: "Its tasteness is high"
by Roschercam69 November 8, 2009
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Tasteberries

noun: The green and white droppings a young parakeet might leave upon your shoulder.

Background; Was discovered with extensive testing on subject (baby sister). Experiment involved allowing "subject" to eat "tasteberries" off of my (the scientist's) shoulder.
1) Hey dude, clean that tasteberry off your shoulder.

2) There are so many tasteberries in your birdcage, its probably time to clean it up.
by $hit Tornado of Ass Blowing September 14, 2011
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tasteless soup

I could sure go for some tasteless soup rn
by WooFoo May 27, 2018
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