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Sunday Jack

a hypocrite who claims to be a good, diligent Christian and goes to church and sometimes even gets involved every Sunday, but doesn't give a damn and is the polar opposite during the rest of the week, only to return the following Sunday so they can just put this "mask" back on again.
PHONE CONVERSATION
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/
by Error911 January 24, 2012
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Canadian Sunday

When you relieve yourself of all fluids including semen, urine, and fecal matter all at once in the toilet bowl.

Coined by Pat McAfee
Jim left a Canadian Sunday in the toilet last night and forgot, the next morning he was shocked by what he saw.

See Josh McDaniels Turned Plane Around On Colts Job After Jim Irsay Spent Too Much Time In His Bathroom? on youtube t=3:40
by ak4992 January 20, 2023
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Sunday

I always ask what day it is today and they always reply sunday. I mean, what the fuck does sunday even mean? I mean tell me, is it Momday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I mean .......... tell me. What day is it ?
Friend1: "Ayo big man, what day is it today?"
Friend 2: "Your finest sir today was henceforthed a sunday"
Friend1: "Ayo big man, tell me the days of week. Don't tell me in washed up words blud"
Friend 2: " Sunday is a day of the week"
Friend 1: "Raaaaaaah shut yo mouth. You've got monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, wedneday, friday and saturday. Don't tell me there aint seven days a week
by chitty chitty bang May 15, 2021
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Suicide Sunday

The profound frustration, hunger and loneliness experienced by non-Europeans when absolutely nothing is open in Europe every single Sunday.

Worst offending cities: Geneva, Munich
I am so hungry, no supermarkets are open, how is it Suicide Sunday again?
by GenevaLyf January 29, 2022
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There's a first Sunday in every month

Used to mean just because something has never happened doesn't mean it won't.
I've never been out on a date with a bald man.
There's a first Sunday in every month.
by Tee Lady July 28, 2022
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short king sunday

short king sunday is the celebration of short men🔥
by bbqtfu November 4, 2023
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Fuck Sunday

(A sex act which contains whip cream) you put the nozzle of a whip cream container into the vagina and empty the whole can then give the woman oral
You gave my girlfriend a fuck Sunday last night?
by Lost king June 26, 2021
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