Slurp-a-derp

The act of smoking a bong.

Pass the bong, I’m gonna slurp-a-derp

by Whatevrgirl March 12, 2021

slurpy joe

When you secretly replace the coffee creamer with your cum.

I tricked Eric into drinking my Slurpy joe! He loves my new "creamer"

by wife beater2 November 30, 2021

Herpe Slurpee

An oral herpe breakout makeout session.

Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"

Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."

Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"

by dinkydew January 16, 2012

missippi slurpy

When you separate a vagina and have a man eat it

Wow just got a missippi slurpy

by Jason Blake October 20, 2017

All American Slurp

When a person(Or Alien) eats out a girl from every state of the United States of America.

Dude 1: "Did you hear what Barthalamew did?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. He had an All American Slurp."

by KEKlan December 14, 2016

slurp

a kid who has braces and slurps all day.

slurp/matt- sluuuuuuuuuuuuurp
otherguy- stop slurpin'

by your mom May 13, 2005

slurpee

A person who cannot accept the conjectures of others and relies on opinion and faulty information to form an argument.

"Can you believe how much of a slurpee Sarah was being the other night at True Love?"
"Yeah, her arguments were rather unfounded and weak"

by ka-freaking-blamo October 16, 2008