Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer

A hariry guy that likes to guzzle cum and smell twats.

Hey man did you hear about that guy on the new?

-What guy?

The one about the Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer . . .

-O yahhhh! i heard about him.

by Bobby BiGGGER Dick August 4, 2009

Panty sniffer

A man who cannot be trusted around worn panties. He has an uncontrollable urge to wear them on his face causing him to look like Spider-Man. A panty sniffers name is often Danny.

Danny enjoys being a dirty panty sniffer and looks like Spider-Man when he wears them on his face.

by Wintertime79 February 10, 2017

chair-sniffer

noun: slang term for a heterosexual male. Oversexed hetersexual man. Pervert.

Last night five women caught and castrated a stupid chair-sniffer.

by Adidasrob May 24, 2006

hair sniffer

An accusation configured for a man who has done nothing unscrupulous and who happens to be capable of snatching the Presidency from the Moron in Chief.

That Joe Biden is a real bad hair sniffer.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Crotch Sniffers

Group of men that frequent the area of a certain person because she is a complete whore and they are hoping she will open her legs (and she usually does) "sniffing her crotch" These people have no lives and put the crotch before work, wives and other important obligations.

Those boys in the warehouse were at her desk again where they don't belong just being crotch sniffers.

by Boo Bitch February 6, 2008

sniff

1.) to take a quick breath through the nose.

2.) to take a quick sample.

Hey, bro can I get a sniff of my money?

by Joe M. July 31, 2004

SpiffyHorse

A website for Horse lovers everywhere. If you like to own an account for a website that is ran by arrogant douche bags, this is the place to be!

I like SpiffyHorse, getting advice from 20 year olds that live with their parents is great!

by Try me :) December 20, 2010