One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

slipping liquid

Verb: when you almost crap your pants when you have diarrhea.

My stomach didn't feel right, I bent over, and next thing you know I was slipping liquid.

by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024

The Pizza Hut slip

When u eat a lot of greasy Pizza Hut, then the next day take a shit, but the shit is so greasy you accidentaly stick your finger in your butt.

Hey honey, smell my finger I just had The Pizza Hut slip

Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face

Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?

Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip

by Vice420 June 12, 2021

slip and dick

Slip and Dick; it’s when one falls and penis enters a poo Shute hole. Some people call this an accident, some people don’t.

Slip and dick; Oh shit Dave, I slipped and dicked into Sarah’s forbidden hole of punishment

by Shibby March 10, 2021

Denver slip

When you go down on “wonan” and your tongue slips and hits a wiener.

Dude 1: how’d you find out Debbie has a penis?
Dude 2: I fell victim to the Denver Slip.

by Dslip May 25, 2024

Slip Happy

When a person gets too excited, riled-up or enthusiastic to the point they've begun stumbling over words, giggling or breathing excessively and slipping all over the place.

Maggie: Good weather today huh?

Donnie: You're the one that's good. I mean...you're good too. Shit, that doesn't make any sense, hahaha. Wanna see a card trick? Shit! I cut myself on the card and I'm bleeding all over you! I'm so sorry! What was the question?

Ted: Fuck, Donnie...play it cool. You're getting slip happy.

by Lvei P March 22, 2022

Slip

To say no to something; decline; something not worth while; to pass on an opportunity

Tina: “Hey, let’s hit that party tonight”

Angel: “That party sounded busted, that’s a slip for me.”

by laylayni December 10, 2021