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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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Stanky slip n slide

A softball field slathered with potatoe salad from a landscaping dump truck (macaroni salad in a pinch)
We're setting up a stanky slip n slide for the company softball game tomorrow
by TheRadadar July 11, 2019
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slips a gear

cumming, orgasming, blowing your load, ejaculating, producing pig sauce

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I hope I don't slip a gear too quickly with Marcy tonight.

Marcy, "He always slips a gear when we do it doggystyle."

She begged for her partner to keep going and not cum yet, but on his next glorious thrust he slipped a gear and collapsed in exhaustion

Bill (in mid intercourse), "OMG I am slipping a gear!! ohgasgd!!!"

Marcy, "Damnit!!"
by lendo-dot December 15, 2011
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Slip Plibbles

Acting with great disrespect towards religious authority.
Kevin acted Slip Plibbles towards the Priest
by Bojang Bangles March 3, 2022
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Slipping and sliding on the pecan shells

Southern slang for vigorous fornication, often behind a barn or under a pecan tree.
"I heard Mary Beth and Billy Bob slipping and sliding on the pecan shells last night"
by Thehammiestham November 7, 2022
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slipped the beans

An idiomatic expression that is a common misinterpretation for the idiomatic expression "spilled the beans."
"Spilled the beans" is an English expression meaning: to tell a secret when you were not trying to.
"I can't believe I told Ryan about how I grind my pants!"
"Ahhh, man. You really slipped the beans."
by TheSphinx_CritsHappen June 28, 2023
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slipped the dill

Slipped the dill, The act of one losing his hold as he is fucking his woman from behind, causing him to break his dick as it accidentally dry inserts into his woman ass.
Johnny screamed in agony as he slipped the dillwhile having sex with Janice.
by Dms79 December 10, 2017
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