Sink Monster

When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.

-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."

by Cama Zots February 4, 2009

Sink cake

The unfortunate result after a delicious ice cream cake has melted too much to retain it's shape. The cake is moved to the sink and continues to be eaten with a spoon. Often occurs after people are too drunk to remember to put the cake someplace cold.

Dude 1: That cake was delicious! Got any more?

Dude 2: It's in the sink. It was melting all over the counter. Here's a spoon. Have some more.

Dude 1: Hmmmm, sink cake is awesome =

by Korz February 22, 2010

Shlinkis

A silly name for a penis.

Put your shlinkis away, I really dont want to see that.

by Shlinkis Face November 25, 2009

Sink The Pony

To have sexual intercourse.

I'm going over Hayley's tonight. Gonna sink the pony.

by DaveyQ August 24, 2010

Sink the sausage

Putting the penis into the vagina. Australian slang popularised by the fictional character Barry McKenzie.

I invited her back for a quick session of sink the sausage.

by AlanofAdelaide July 1, 2014

sinking both boats

When you insult or otherwise harm yourself to insult or otherwise harm another.

Guy 1: I bet I've had 20 times as many girlfriends as you
Guy 2: 0 girlfriends times 20 equals 0 girlfriends, idiot
(Guy 2 is sinking both boats)

by Nolege mon January 2, 2016

Sinkface

The first look of yourself in the mirror after a rough night of heavy partying. Usually after trying to wash the hangover off your face.

"I knew Chico wasn't gonna make it in today, he sent me his sinkface pic an hour before he called out "

by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017