Samuel

Samuel is an absolute fucking god. Eats toes for a living, is short as FUCK, and still gets more bitches than you 😍😒🫣😊🤪

This bitch ate toes yesterday. That’s SO Samuel 😆

by your momma’s wife November 30, 2022

Samuel

a major W. commonly seen with Andys and Abbys. a Samuel is a man that everyone looks up to, although he may dress like a total fag. he probably got knocked upside the head as a kid, but it's okay, because he's universally loved nonetheless. nobody will say it outright, but he's a chill guy. if you see a Samuel, go up and say hello. don't be shy! he (probably) won't call you a slur.

person 1: "there goes Samuel."

person 2: "who?"

person 1: "you know, that guy in the yearbook with the cool hair? looks kinda gay?"

person 2: "oh, yeah."

by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023

Samuel

some tall bean head who tries to move to grey tings.

Samuel is some tall bean head who tries to move to grey tings

by Mamszy November 16, 2020

Kim Samuel

a super adorable inside that cool-boy look, father of Eiffel Tower located in Italy, September is a 8th month of the year, "allways",... , with that creative thought combine with such a beautiful heart and and his celestial talent, he truly represents for God

Whenever he says "OMG", he is so-called Kim Samuel

by halleelxf August 29, 2017

Samuel

Always gets in trouble by teachers and yet still argues with them, he is a really nice person and a perfect friend, but at times it may seem like he is going through a stage. he says he is straight, but his voice sounds otherwise and his attitude is of a 15-year-old black girl.

teacher: 'Samuel, leave the classroom now'
Samuel: 'but what did I dooooo, what did I dooooo'
teacher: 'Samuel now'
Samuel: 'fucking hell'

by datboisusperiodt... February 22, 2023

ryan samuels

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by notetheral April 15, 2021

Samuel Reyes

Colombian boy who is hot , sexy , smart , talented , is going to be famous , best person you'll ever meet , good dick ( experienced by me ) he has good taste in music /shows /movies/ ETC!! everything about him is the best . He is PERFECT just the way he is and tbh we ALL wouldn't change a thing , keep in mind he's pretty young and being that talented with a lot of stuff takes a huge amount of skill. IN CONCLUTION SAMUEL REYES IS honestly the best person you could ever meet , when I first met him my eyes just started watering because of how good of a person he is.

Samuel Reyes is hot
Samuel Reyes is the best
Samuel Reyes is famous
Samuel Reyes amazing
Samuel Reyes perfect

by k~mberly May 22, 2021