Samuel bidois

an hori indigenous maori that lives down the done
Samuel bidois is a known sexual predator from the area. He enjoys sniffing bike seats and picking hutches off the ground. Samuel also has kurus.
by Czzz up killa July 02, 2023
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samuel ramsey

Samuel Ramsey is a huge homosexual asshole that is most likely to date a homosexual duck that likes it in the bottom hole.
by Heaven Leigh Phillips February 10, 2018
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Samuel Simpleton

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.
She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”
by Jay Money from the Trap June 07, 2023
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samuel baca

Samuel Baca is a smart and caring person you will usually find him playing Xbox or on Snapchat.
(Random person 1) man that guy is smart and he plays a lot of Xbox
(Random person 2) yah I think his name was Samuel Baca
by Yeet_guy 32 November 28, 2018
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Samuel W

He is in love with everyone and best friends with people named Keith

A Sam W usually only has a couple close friends and trust me a tiny dick aswell but a swell guy
Samuel W is cool but don’t ask about his friend sophia
by kaithedemon August 21, 2023
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Samuel De Jongh

A big guy who loves females extensively and likes rubbing his leg with there’s he is really good at rugby and has an amazing friend called Ty he loves big balls as well and he is the biggest simp in the world.
Samuel De Jongh: Ty your so cool I wish I could be more like you your epic

Ty: Samuel De Jongh you are such a simp but a cool guy
by Mrtai1232 April 24, 2022
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