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Spam Shaft

The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

Or

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
by DedicatedkillerRPO April 13, 2009
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Spam Hound

A black girl that only dates white guys.
"I was trying to date her but she said she is not into black guys. Fuckin' spam hound"
by Shaggy Love January 10, 2012
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Spam

A cube of the sad parts of the pig. Because no one else wants them, hormel just tosses them into the meat grinder to put in cans.

Means “spiced ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a horse.

It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”
The homeless dude: “Please help me
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a lot of medical bills”
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”
by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023
mugGet the Spammug.

spam

to perform multiple online tasks of the same kind in the same period of time.
Example 1: "These people are spamming this WhatsApp group with messages!!"
Example 2: "they're spamming this server with bots!"
by AReallyRandomDude March 11, 2024
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Spamming

The act of cutting a hole in a can of spam and having sex with it.
I cought Billy spamming behind the chicken coop.
by BbySuge November 29, 2021
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Spammed Out

Verb: A phrase used to describe any website that contains excessive pop-ups, dialogue or 'warning' boxes, malware, spyware, and mousetraps.
"I tried to watch some free internet TV last night, but every website I went to was spammed out, I just kept getting Party Poker pop-ups and 'Your Computer Is In Danger!' Messages."
by Crunkss August 14, 2009
mugGet the Spammed Outmug.

AU Spam

AU spam is when someone from a certain fandom spams a AU. This could be Art, writing or even just talking about it to get attention example;

Person 1; Hey guys ima go get some food BRB!
Person 2; Hey guys I need some ideas for my au it’s about insert AU here

Person 2 is a AU spammer. If You do this stop. It’s really annoying
Hey why does Eddie AU spam so much?

I don’t know he just wants attention
by Camping.Sys June 7, 2022
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