Sharts

HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD 😭😭

Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-

by Emo_Gay_Bish May 11, 2022

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023

shart

sharting is where you fart so hard you shit your fucking pants or in this case you "shart"

person 1: bro i think i sharted

person 2: lemme get a sniff homie

by little piss master 420 April 3, 2022

Dragon shart

When you shart but fire comes out due to extreme diarrhea

"Why did jack not come to school today?"
"Oh, I heard he had a dragon shart. I'm so sorry for him"

by matt the mf cat September 18, 2020

Shart Residue

A term referring to the amount of fecal matter left over in ones undergarments as result of a large fart
(usually unintentional).

the room fell silent when all the party goers smelled Timmy's Shart Residue.

by Uhmurecuh February 10, 2012

Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

by itzez October 7, 2019