Shadow the hedgehog

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person 1 what happened

Person 2 shadow the hedgehog pissed on his wife

by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

Shadow Mooncloak

Mr Shadow Mooncloak is one of the best budding writers among teenagers and he's currently working on his Debut Book.

He is the Divine Soul, The Midnight Moon of 2007.

Never mess with Mr Shadow Mooncloak..

by anonymous February 20, 2024

purpl shadow wizard

the purpl shadow wizard is the strongest shadow wizard out of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang (SWMG) he loves spells.

I love purpl shadow wizard

by purple shadow wizard June 11, 2023

Shadow Hopping

Shadow Hopping is when a person sneaks out at night wearing dark clothing and sneaking around neighborhoods pulling small pranks on people. These pranks can range from misplaced objects, to straight up vandalism. This activity is often participated in by bored teenagers.

"Hey Billy, while we're out Shadow Hopping we should bring the eggs and egg people's houses."

by SkepticRo July 17, 2021

Ish Shadow Boxing

Ish Shadow Boxing is a game like activity where you cant look in the direction of where your opponent points.

Guy 1: points upwards

Guy 2: looks downwards

Guy 2: points right

Guy 1: looks left

Guy :2 points upwards in a tricky way

Guy 1: looks up

Guy 1: "damn it"

Guy 2: "nice ish shadow boxing"

by Wildabee July 20, 2023

Shadow Blitz

A cool Indian E-girl cat

Shadow Blitz is a rat

by iRobert January 15, 2023

Shadow buzz

An almost instant buzz experienced when consuming a very small amount of alcohol on an empty stomach. As soon as you start getting your groove on it vanishes when you begin to eat.

Dude #1- "Man, I've got a buzz already! (10 minutes later after munching) Well I had a buzz but lost it, toss me another PBR!"

Dude #2- "Dude, you had an shadow buzz."

by Kauffman1 December 11, 2011