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Patrick

A man who’s as thicc as aunt Betty from the movie robots. He’s pretty stupid but that’s the pay that comes with having a phat ass. (His ass is white btw). He eats Funyuns and watched the office while FaceTiming his friend. He’s a simp and pimp at the same time. He portrays classic patrickness by sending you 8ball when you talk to him about something serious. For an uggo who attends a stem school he’s pretty cute. But he’s gay though so oh well
Girl 1: ew who’s that?

Girl 2: that dude with the big nose? Oh yeah that’s patrick!
by Bigdicklover332 June 28, 2020
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Patrick K

This name resembles the stupidness of the school in which it exposes the ironic fuckedupness for how dumb NB is. Patrick is a good boy who listenes to what is he told
by Pooorti August 31, 2020
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Patrick

Patrick gives off a rapey vibe and probably has a big nose you should be scared of patricks
Person1:oh shit is that a Patrick
Person2:let's bounce
by Cumdumpster69420 October 19, 2020
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Patrick

Person 1: OMG hes shitting on these kids.
Person 2: Yes he must be Patrick.
by Osama is sus November 21, 2021
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Patrick

A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY
I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate
by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023
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innocent patrick

An innocent Patrick is a young individual who displays a complete misunderstanding of basic social contexts and the most simple and instinctive of references. He must be male but does not necessarily need to be named Patrick. Indeed a Jim, Brian or Paul could all be perfectly accurately described as an 'innocent Patrick'.
Sheila: "Did Micheal remember to let the donkey out into the field?"
Thomas: "Did he fuck, sure that innocent Patrick doesn't know his ass from his elbow".
by bigballafatdollastacks June 11, 2014
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texas potlicker

A term that refers to someone who fishes (usually wade fisherman and people who fish with bait) and uses his/her friends secret spots to impress their other friends. This secret spot will therefore be passed down from googan to googan becoming a not so "secret spot" in the end, usually taking 1-2 seasons of fishing. It is considered one of the duchiest of all the moves by friends because mostly everyone in Texas kill what they catch, rendering their spots useless for future use.
Woooowww, why have there been so many Texas potlickers slamming my favorite hole lately? I wonder if Kevin showed Scott and Granger my spots...?
by Louisianablast&cast September 21, 2015
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