pookerton

the male version of a pookie, which can also be known as a cock sucker, a ghetto white girl who is a waste of space, a baby born out of wedlock, a pussy, a man who looks a lot like a turtle, a homophobic man who also happens to be gay, or your significant other OR bff. can also be used for smoking crack or meth

wow my pookerton is so sexy and he calls me pookie.

bro she was a pookie, that head was crazy.

that fucking ghetto pookie needs to die.

get out with you and your ugly pookie baby.

her pookie was TIGHT.

bro istg i thought it was a turtle but it was just a pookie.

bro he’s a pookie but tbh it’s a little sus to me.

omg i just love my pookie!!!
don’t forget the pookie i got the crack ready bro.

by cupcakekittyprincess2 August 16, 2024

pookie

Pookie is a nickname you can give to your close friend or romantic partner, although in certain online communities like Pinterest, pookie is used more casually to anyone you appreciate on the site.

Additional notes;
- You can also call a fictional character you like Pookie.
- Pookie can be shortened to pooks.

Example 1:

Person 1: "I love you pookie <3"
Person 2: "Aww I love you too pooks !!"

Example 2:

Person 1: *Makes a hot-take.*
Person 2: "I 100% agree pookie!"

Ex 3:

Person 1: "I love this character, she's so pookie."
Person 2: "I know right!? I love her so much <3"

by lovethzzz September 5, 2023

pookie poopsy rat

A nickname for a friend that deserves the world.

"Hey my pookie poopsy rat!!"

by Tallyhall September 16, 2023

pookie

a person you enjoy spending time with

"Hello Pookie!"

by roachqueen8.1 September 19, 2023

pookadron

poo-ka-dron

a person that is stinky and smells like farts

Guy 1 - "Hey pookadron"
Guy 2 - "Were not friends anymore!"

by anonymous September 25, 2023

pookie

your dearest best friend who you want to have anal sex with :3

person 1: i hate it when my pookie bear with a vherry ontop gets drafted out to war (they have to go to the dentist) and its been 30 years (its been 2 minutes) and they sadly died (theyre getting teeth removed) and they never came back to their wife at home (shes coming back at 2:30)
their pookie bear: IM AT THE DENTIST SHUT UPPPPPP

by tanizakilover October 2, 2023

pookie

someone you feel a deep emotional connection to because you've known them for 15 years (5 whole minutes) over tiktok since you became their tiktok mutual and want to meet them for every second of your life, even maybe wanting to live with them, have their children and fulfill your every fantasy with them.

person 1: hey pookie qookie woookie eookie rookie tookie yookie uookie iookie oookie aookie sookie dookie fookie gookie hookie jookie kookie lookie zookie xookie cookie vookie bookie nookie mookie
person 2: omg hi pookie qookie woookie eookie rookie tookie yookie uookie iookie oookie aookie sookie dookie fookie gookie hookie jookie kookie lookie zookie xookie cookie vookie bookie nookie mookie!!!!!!!!
person 1: so how was your day pookie qookie woookie eookie rookie tookie yookie uookie iookie oookie aookie sookie dookie fookie gookie hookie jookie kookie lookie zookie xookie cookie vookie bookie nookie mookie?
person 2: good how about you pookie qookie woookie eookie rookie tookie yookie uookie iookie oookie aookie sookie dookie fookie gookie hookie jookie kookie lookie zookie xookie cookie vookie bookie nookie mookie??
person 1: mine was good too pookie qookie woookie eookie rookie tookie yookie uookie iookie oookie aookie sookie dookie fookie gookie hookie jookie kookie lookie zookie xookie cookie vookie bookie nookie mookie!!

by pookie dookie schmookie October 4, 2023