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Lesson plan

This is something in a swimming instructor course where you pay to learn how to make but then later find out that it’s absolutely useless. Most instructors get hired and make one each lesson to show off to their superior.. they are called keeners or noobs. They later find out that it is a waste of time. If you are a keener you are not a true pool guard.. you.. are.. a.. Karen
Jimbo: “hey look that dudes got a lesson plan that guy is a total keener”

New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”

Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”
by Cucumbro January 16, 2021
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Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.
PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time
by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020
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plan aa

A person who you've developed a crush on, but 'plan' is in the name because you have another crush. It's basically their code name.
Oh my god. Plan AA just half-hugged me.
by yoongae September 17, 2017
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Master-planned

Every city, from New York to California, has developments that are or were once called master-planned before or after being built.
Master-planned buildings are in every city, they're both new and old, there were master-planned buildings being built long before World War 2.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
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Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass
I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers
by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022
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Plan D

The act of shooting a pregnant girl in the stomach with a shotgun, killing her and the fetus
Just shot a pregnant lady in the stomach, call that plan D
by ElephantShit1050 June 26, 2023
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Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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