island holiday

A phrase to describe a mandated federal holiday that falls in the middle of a school week, effectively splitting it in half. It occurs very rarely, and can lead to strange bell schedules.
I showed up to school Thursday morning, but no one was there. I forgot it was an island holiday!
by kaelb November 07, 2010
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ferris island

Known by many fifth graders who use amplify science, On one side of the mountain shaped island it is green and wet and the other is basically a desert
Teacher: how is water vapor created?

*eyeroll*

The water vapor is created from Water!

*eyeroll*

Why is west Ferris getting more rain than east ferris?

*eyeroll*

This mayor of this tiny fake island Known as Ferris island needs 5th graders to help them figure out how water vapor is created, has anyone heard of google?
by Anonymous Old soul March 12, 2021
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1000 Island

Meaning keeping it real all the way. Instead of keeping it 100. Keep it 1000. 1000 Island represents a place where people are real and not fake.
The spot we are going to is 1000 Island.
by ginsb January 08, 2020
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Dump island

When one takes a poo so large that the tip of the poo pokes out of the water's surface, creating a dump island.
Dude: Bro, I just took a huge dump!

Bro: Did it poke out of the water?

Dude: Yeah man, it was definitely a dump island!

Bro: Sweet.
by nastypoops123 December 21, 2011
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Volcanic Island

A quantity of feces the consistency of wet cement that piles so high that the peak of the mound breaks the surface of the water creating an island.
Man, that burrito from last night turned into a volcanic island this morning.
by Buckky Satan January 22, 2014
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staten island

People I don't like spotted at the Staten Island mall
People I don't like spotted wearing gold chains
by Mr. LS July 11, 2008
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long island

Where jews and guineas moved to get away from black people in NYC.

Here are some popular sayings from inhabitants of Long Island:

I don't know about you, but where I'm from...

Strong Island

Want to go tanning?

Check out my blow out!

Take me to Miami!
by capspac November 17, 2007
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