Oscar is a fucking legend and menace to society, Oscar is the funniest person in town and can make any boy hard. Oscar is the type of guy to be the coolest guy of the guys. He has a 9 inch schlong and attracts every person whether male or female.
Teacher: hey why is there a banana on the ceiling?
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
Kid: oh I think that sexy guy Oscar told his friend to yeet it up there
Teacher: oh Oscar must be the coolest guy
Kid: yes, his brother makes gospel music
by Ihatenigggaz November 24, 2021
by Bigcockdean89 October 07, 2021
Oscar is a slag for women, especially me;) A little bit a lot good looking. Always in the dog house. Too nice. Doesn't give you enough attention. Always on that bloody farming simulator!!! Never makes his bed. Is a legend. Claims he's the boss, yet he does everything I tell him to, SIMP. I guess he's hot. Very loving and apologetic. Cries if I dont respond to him. Clingy. Has major attachment issues. Ideal boyfriend, go bag an Oscar rn!!!
Oscar
by Charl the beast March 04, 2022
the gayest mother fucker ever.
people named oscar are probably gonna grow up to be sex offenders.
he would pay to suck cock
people named oscar are probably gonna grow up to be sex offenders.
he would pay to suck cock
person : hey oscar what did you do on the weekend?
oscar: i sucked cock and watched dream #dreamsexual #hatedreamphobes #dreamsexual awareness
oscar: i sucked cock and watched dream #dreamsexual #hatedreamphobes #dreamsexual awareness
by freddy fazballs crusty cvm soc March 22, 2022
by CHEESEBALLSARENICE November 28, 2021
Oscar is a short Scandinavian guy with blue eyes. Oscar is very funny and he is always helping other people. Oscar loves sports mostly football (soccer) and snowboard. Oscar is always smiling and laughing, he always makes a joke of everything (when it is not serious). Oscar is a very intelligent guy that loves animals. Oscar will always take care of you.
Someone gets hurt.
Oscar: R u ok?
Random person: Yeah...
Oscar: Come on i will help you up.
(oscar helps him)
Oscar: R u ok?
Random person: Yeah...
Oscar: Come on i will help you up.
(oscar helps him)
by efageagjagrgtGeity March 24, 2019