Blow board

Something to snort lines of coke off of
Guy: I want to use you as my blow board for the night
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of
by Droppedmycroissant July 07, 2019
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Board Wipe

This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.
He used a board wipe and we basically had to start over
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
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canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!
"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"
by Diabestic January 23, 2015
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Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.
I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 05, 2016
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word boarding

When trying to overpower a conversation in hopes to have the other party understand but realize it’s just best to flood them with incoherent babbling while forgetting the initial intent of the converstaion
Gene uses word boarding to act as if he has a sense of humor instead of a 5th grade education.
by Mikael6139 June 07, 2023
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Board-worthy

When a photograph is so complimentary that it would look good on the photo board your family creates to display at your funeral.
That photo Jeanne posted of you and Leighla watching television is completely board-worthy.
by Chibob1963 February 23, 2014
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message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.
Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.
by BadHumor July 23, 2009
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