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funnie

Funny, but sarcastically. You don't actually mean that something is funny.
Person: I'm hungry dad
Dad: Hey hungry, I'm dad
Person: ha ha so funnie
by WhenTheCarGoesBoom May 5, 2021
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funny

what Cole David Yeckel is not
"this ana just rizzed me in my gyat and i got slept" -cole
"this is why no one thinks youre funny cole." -not cole
by NOT-TNTman April 5, 2024
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funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.
"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut
by Peanut June 10, 2004
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Are you funny now

When people think they are funny they are not
Guy: you ugly
Me: are you funny now
by Lilpumpsdaddy March 27, 2019
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funny

funny
by IAMFUNNYLOL July 6, 2020
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Funny Waterfall

When a lady plays with a man’s penis when he pees into a toilet.
Dude guess what, I was taking a leak and my girl came into the bathroom giving me a funny waterfall last night!
by Wild Bill 69 March 12, 2022
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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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