Never Goon

The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.

Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences

by Dont let me catch you at 4am June 07, 2024

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A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2022

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Never ✌️ and luv ❤️

An expression one should use when one wishes to express that they will respectfully not be complying.

Sis: Bro stop sending me links to fugged up Instagram reels
Bro: Never ✌️ and luv ❤️

by Ligma Sig Malone April 29, 2024

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You Never Ask A Horse For Hay.

Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.

Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.

by Frankee Demayo July 11, 2021

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