Miles

A frog nigga who head look like a beat up basketball Rim

Damn miles why you here ain't it mating season for the frogs bitch

by lumpyhead101 December 19, 2019

sam miles

a girl who thinks shes shit but straight up isnt. ugh.

ew nasty you were talking sam miles?!

by urmom.com7106 January 30, 2020

Mile Peaks

Literally the saddest simp out there. All they do is sit around home, sleep, and complain about how depressed they are. They try to make music but it always sounds like shit

Been feeling kind of “Mile Peaks” lately, might whine about my feelings the whole day

by BigBrollickBlackDude April 13, 2020

8 mile-ing

When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.

So Tim, did you hear about the guy who went 8 mile-ing the other day?

by cajungeek March 5, 2020

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Miles

A guy who makes up words on urban dictionary to help prove a point that doesn’t matter

This guy is such a miles all he does for a comeback is make up a word for his benifit

by Hiswisins gib if ubiquitously May 11, 2020

Mile

Stupid person kilometre

“It’s five miles to Nootville.”

by The Nooter June 19, 2020