Bum Mexican

A Pre-watershed version of an "Arse Bandit"

James: Is he a...you know...

Dave: A what?

James: An "Bum Mexican"?

Dave: What are you? 10 years old?

by Dohertylives May 20, 2008

Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Mexican Hipster

A Californian who understands the other side. His/Her parents own a broken down beetle or microbus. Knows all the lyrics to Jimi Hendrix songs and hangs bootleg Janis Joplin posters. Understands that without bats we cannot have tequila, therefore traces migratory patterns of flying mammals to sustain a party life. Guy, Has a big mustache and a lazy comb-over. Girl, is simply a Fresa. Both ingest flax seed and chia seeds because it gives supernatural Aztec Powers. Prominent in K-Town, Sac-Town, the Bay Area and GDL. Most likely will become a mayor or councilmember altough claims to be 'Punk-Rock for Life' Homes!

Jenner: Bromio, do you remember where I left my fixie?

Ronnie: Broseph, you dropped it at the Mexican Hipster's pad because he was going to swap your bottom bracket.
Jenner: Oh yea, I forget shit when I'm sober.
Ronnie: That's hella truism! Yo, should we pick up some PBRs and go pick up your bike?

Jenner: Sounds like Bromance bro, let's do that. I bet the Mexican will grill up some oraganic shit.

by boot•tuck•chuck October 1, 2015

Mexican Impact

placing a ratchet or wrench on a stubborn nut then beating it with a hammer to break it

I had to use the old mexican impact to get that bolt off. didn't have the right size socket for the gun.

by Novat February 18, 2010

Mexican Crack

The product after mixing cocaine, baking soda and a few drops of water, spread equally on a neat and square piece of foil, about the size of an old vinyl record cover. See also, freebasing, foilies.

Daniel: "Hold up Tyrone, me and Juan, gonna finish the rest of this here 'Mexican Crack' before we go."

Fabric: "Do what the fuck you do, S-A's."
S-A: orignating from the slang word 'ese.' Used by Latinos. Afro americans from urban areas, mainly from Texas, use this term to describe Latinos.

by Thefreebasexxpert March 8, 2010

mexican volleyball

Volleyball played by Mexicans who are all under 5'6" using a heavy soccer ball. The net is about 15 feet high and due to the weight of the ball it needs to be 'carried' in order to be passed to the next player. There is virtually no limit on how many times you can pass the ball to your players before it is hit over the net to the opposing team.

-Wanna play some mexican volleyball?
-No, man, my wrists hurt, let's play soccer.

by The NY Joker June 21, 2009

Mexican muscle

Invented after the 1988 Accord was released by the Mexican demand. Commonly features purple bubbly tint from Pep Boys ($29), an exhaust big enough to smuggle watermelons ($10), and cheap, plastic, fake chrome, hub caps ($25). Ultimately, this machine has devastated the suburban streets in the US of A. This car still lives today--twenty years old and the potential to impress any twelve year old middle school girl.

4 cylinders. 2.0 liters. One Mexican. Pure Mexican muscle.

"I see the Mexican muscle everyday"

by JulioJunetes March 27, 2007