MAGGIE

If you know a maggie you already know what she looks like and acts like

MAGGIE IS A BITCH!

by Avalynnreese October 21, 2019

Maggie

Maggie is an evil girl who hates nearly everybody. Behave.

Maggie is so terrible.

Maggie is an evil person.

by Angelique Le'moin March 31, 2020

Maggie

An amazing friend that you will always somehow end up starting to fall for. Though if you do fall for her, it should be a challenge practically to the death of getting her. When you finally get her, you'll never regret it. She's even nicer and funnier than before. Everyone should be able to have a Maggie. Hey, my opinion on this is maybe a Jackson and Maggie would be pretty good ;).

"Hey who is that?"
"Oh, just Maggie. She's just perfect and amazing in every possible way."

by The person that likes Maggie.. June 9, 2020

Maggie

The kinda bitch to get turned on by sombreros

I saw some bitch boning a Mexican. She must be a Maggie

by LilThookah August 31, 2020

Maggie

Maggie will be one of the kindest chicks you know, but everything comes at a cost. She may appear bubbly, happy, cheerful, warm, and loving on the outside, but fear not, she DEFINITELY has a polar opposite side of her. If you piss her off, she may play it off as if it's no big deal, but internally she's screaming at you and near certainly wishing for your death. Maggie has a short temper, a snappy, witty side, quick responses and a sarcastic sense of humour, but her heart is naturally big! :D Although she has a habit of overthinking, overattaching, clinging onto virtually anyone near her, she's always one you can trust to keep your secrets and offer genuine advice too. It's hard for Maggie to take things seriously at times, she may laugh in miserable situations and giggle at catastrophes.. but that's just because she undoubtedly has a psychotic side to her. If you have a Maggie in your life, cherish her! She'll be one of your most loyal friends! Take care of her, she might act out at times, but know that she loves you no matter what <3.. <3

"Hey, I wonder how Maggie's doing these days? She was one of my closest childhood friends."

by mgg aie October 26, 2020

Crying Maggie

when a man is about to ejaculate ,when having sexual intercourse with a woman, he thrustes his male gentials into the woman's nostril causing the male sperm to spurt out of her tesr ducts.

I hate when i get a crying maggie

by John Shaftlickers May 25, 2010

Colin Maggard

A attractive male with athletic skills in all sport UNTIL HE FUCKS A DOG btw it’s a male dog to!

I’m going to have Colin fuck that dog. Colin maggard = dog fucker

A attractive male with athletic skills in all sport UNTIL HE FUCKS A DOG btw it’s a male dog to!

by Doggy Man Fvck May 6, 2019