Pocket Muncher

A person whos in someone's pocket
(Paid off)

Congress is in Facebooks pocket what a bunch of Pocket Munchers.

by anonymous January 17, 2025

Corn Muncher

White person from the Midwest

“Ugh! Jeshua is such a corn muncher!”

by Clarissa Honkey January 19, 2023

Tetrapod Dick Muncher

Some corny motherfucker who likes tetrapods.

"Hey, did you hear that Mark likes tetrapods? He's a tetrapod dick muncher."

"For real"

by Onyxia83 October 1, 2023

bungee muncher

A Bungee Muncher is someone who has an affinity for performing the act of cunnilingus whilst "bouncing" from the hidey hole to the spidey hole.

Frederick's domineering wife loved having go spelunking in her neither regions. Alternating between her Crevasse & Buttress, she constantly told him, "You're the best Bungee Muncher I've ever had, I'm never divorcing you."

by $trikingViking February 1, 2021

a butt muncher

someone who always be eating shit. like this person could be walking on the clearest path and trip on their face.

my dad is such a butt muncher

by freaky lil shit November 27, 2023

Carpet muncher

Someone who like eat from the fury cup (pussy)

Example..

Example..

"See that girl over there she's a carpet muncher "

by Doobie 74 September 30, 2019

Straw Muncher

Someone who comes from the west country, speaks like a pirate, drinks cider all day and chews straw in the farm fields.

proper straw muncher, can't understand a word

by TyroneJenk July 20, 2024