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mommy boobies

i nutted, i am so horny, please fuck me, oh yes daddy, oh yes
by sexpornboy October 17, 2025
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mommy tax

In her book 'The Price of Motherhood', author Ann Crittenden coined the term "mommy tax" to describe the economic toll motherhood takes on a woman's earning potential over the course of a lifetime. Even if a woman goes right back to work after having children, statistically she'll earn significantly less than her childless counterparts.
This 'mommy tax' has proven that having a child in your 20s may not be financially optimal. "My younger clients in their 20s and early 30s have a lot of debt," says financial adviser Elise Stevenson, president of Clearvue Advisors in Milton, Massachusetts. "College loan debt is such a problem for young people today – it's a noose around their necks. And as they struggle to pay it off, it's very easy to slide into credit card debt."
by Emotional Cruiser October 23, 2025
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mommy tobin

A wild species of racoon mother specifically found in the African rain forest usually a single parent with more than 2 young. In most cases the children nor the mother survive the non-harsh environment.
Ts is a rare case of a surviving mommy Tobin
by Diddysaucemaker.gmail.diddy November 14, 2025
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marysia's mommy milkers

The biggest pair of tits to ever exist, full of NUTritious milk for anyone who's thirsty
Person A: Are you thirsty?
Person B: No, I sucked marysia's mommy milkers
by littlemilky December 29, 2025
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Materphilia/Mommy kink

A person who is fond of or attracted to cute, silly, and kinda unintelligent guys, in a caretaking or nurturing way

Pronounced: May-tuh-filia
1. Although Nina is incredibly intelligent, she finds herself drawn to guys who are a little more carefree and goofy, and she loves taking on the nurturing role in their relationships—definitely a Materphilia trait.

2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.

Materphilia/Mommy kink
by cutecumber.1963 February 1, 2025
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mommy

You.

You're mommy.

...mommy?
Person 1"Hi-"
Person 2"Mommy?"
Person 1 "WOAH THERE BUDDY-"
by you. you're mommy. February 22, 2025
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mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”
Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
by Jommbo February 28, 2025
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